Price Promise
THE PLASTIC-CARDS-DIRECT PRICE PROMISE:
We utterly, absolutely and unconditionally promise to give you a price for your cards!
(Wait, there must be more.)
Ah, yes, here it is:
NOT ONLY DO WE GUARANTEE THAT WE WILL GIVE YOU OUR LOWEST POSSIBLE PRICE FOR YOUR ORDER... BUT ALSO... IF ONE OF OUR SLEAZY, NO-GOOD COMPETITORS SOMEHOW CONVINCES YOU THAT THEY HAVE A BETTER PRICE FOR THE SAME PRODUCT, WELL, THEN, NOT ONLY WILL WE BEAT THEIR PRICE, WE'LL ALSO THROW IN SOME EXTRA CARDS, ABSOLUTELY FREE.
TAKE THAT, YE SCOUNDRELS!
